Every so often, I end up talking to someone about shaving in the pub. Not often – I’m not that much of a shave-geek.
But occasionally.
And one thing I sometimes get accused of, round about the third pint of Copper Dragon, is being behind the times. “Why would anyone wet-shave nowadays” my opposite number will ask “when you can use an electric shaver in half the time and without the risk of getting cut?”
Well, I have to admit I like the heft and style of a decent razor. Much cooler than a buzzy electric thing.
But that’s not the real reason. The real reason is that it’s just better.
First off, it’s a closer shave. There’s no doubt about that at all in my mind. Even using a cartridge razor, you get a smoother, closer shave than an electric one. I once saw some close up pictures of what the hairs look like after they’re cut. Wet shaving neatly slices them just above the skin. Electric shaving grabs one side and tears it apart – leaving it all ragged.
And if you use a double edged razor, it’s even closer still.
If you suffer from razor bumps, in my experience even that is better with a wet shave. Yes, if you stumble about as you shave you might cut yourself. But if you’re careful, once you’ve got a bit of practice, you’ll hardly ever cut yourself. With me, if I electric shave, even if I’m careful, I’ll get a nasty red rash under my neck nearly every time. With a wet-shave, that only occasionally happens.
Against all that, electric shaving is quicker. I’ll grant that – so if you don’t get razor burn and don’t care how smooth your shave is, you might say you’d rather save the time.
I’ve got two arguments against that.
First, if I shave properly, it’s so much closer that one day later, it’s as smooth as if I’d just shaved with an electric razor. So if I want, I can wet shave every other day and still be at least as smooth as if I electric shaved daily.
Secondly, if you’re like me, half your best ideas come whilst shaving. Taking a bit longer over it gives me more time to think what to cook for dinner tonight, think about what to get my better half for her birthday or just what to do with the weekend. And some of my best business ideas come whilst shaving.
So there you go. If I electric shaved, I wouldn’t have had event he good ideas I have had – and so I’d be poorer. Electric shaving makes you poorer.
Nothing like a outrageously contentious claim, is there?